A Busy President’s Alibi Unveiled in Exclusive Fox News Interview
Donald Trump’s alibi for hoarding classified documents is truly a masterpiece of unparalleled excuses: he was just too “busy.” The former U.S. President, self-proclaimed architect of “making America great again,” finds himself in a predicament regarding the undisclosed number of confidential files tucked away in his residence. One might have expected a more compelling justification from a leader with such grandiose claims, but alas, disappointment prevails. In a riveting interview with Fox News on Trump’s Alibi for hoarding classified documents, Trump had the golden opportunity to elucidate why his estate resembled a classified document storage facility. Shockingly, his rationale didn’t venture far from the realm of predictability. According to Trump, those boxes contained not-so-secret secrets, but rather his “personal items” that he simply couldn’t be bothered to sift through.
In his own words, “Like every other president, I take things out, and in my case, I took it out pretty much in a hurry, but people packed it up and we left. I had clothing in there. I had all sorts of personal items, and they are much, much stuff.” The revelation of such a meticulous approach to national security is undoubtedly awe-inspiring, leaving one to marvel at the sheer audacity of such a casual dismissal of responsibility.
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